Robbie Williams needs to work on his terms of endearment for his wife.
The X Factor judge has a cruel nickname for his wife, branding her Picasso tits after she breastfed two of her children.
Ayda Field isnt one to be offended though, and has her own nicknames for her beloved – manwhore, based on his promiscuous past, and dirty boy, for much the same reason.
Dont call your wife after she breastfeeds her children Picasso tits. Just a heads up that its not a good idea, she told The Sun.
The couple have three children, Teddy, six – who became a little star of Princess Eugenies royal wedding, Charlton, three, and Coco, one month.
Ayda added that Robbie is compiling a list of his most insulting jabs, saying: You know how like there are those quotes of like Prince Philip of funny things that he has said? I feel like Rob is starting to compile a list of funny things that he has said about my body parts and at some point in 20 years there will be a list this long, it could be like Top 25.
She went on to say she has her own names for him: Robbie has slept with pretty much all of the UK, I couldnt possibly be a jealous person. I think, “yep manwhore”. Former manwhore.
He was a dirty boy; but I love him, hes my dirty boy.
Thats true love, that is.
The couple recently earned praise from his old bandmate Gary Barlow after they revealed theyd had daughter Coco by surrogate.
Gary explained: I knew they had been having problems conceiving. It was a very upsetting time and Ayda was really going through it.
Rob told me they were going to go down the surrogate route and I thought that was a perfect solution.
The Take That star also revealed how much being a dad had changed the 44-year-old and made him happier.
Rob is a changed man. Hes a wonderful dad and Ayda is a top mum. They are just a lovely family, he added to Hello! Magazine.
Rob has realised that is where happiness comes from. Weve all come a long way.
Ayda and Robbie shocked fans last month after announcing baby Cocos arrival – after months of secrecy around the news.